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OOP is a construct of oppression installed by the burgoise (feddit.org)
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[โ€“] ms_lane@lemmy.world 83 points 1 day ago (1 children)

replaces Classes with Functions

code is still parsed from the top down and some functions are more privileged than others

It's just like Lenin wanted!

[โ€“] Juice@midwest.social 24 points 1 day ago

The Comintern has reviewed this comment and found it quite funny