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Morge continvoucly (discuss.tchncs.de)
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This was from official Microslop documentation https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

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[–] pivot_root@lemmy.world 19 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Well, that explains a lot about the product quality. Their entire development workflow is a complete fucking mess.

  • Long-lived feature branches.
  • Creating merge commits to main just for the sole purpose of tagging them as releases while also maintaining separate release branches.
  • Force-pushing tags to incorporate post-release hotfixes instead of releasing minor patch updates.
  • Taking bugfixes from releases and merging them back into the development branch (have they not heard of cherry-pick?)
  • Always using merges even when a rebase would be easier to follow and keep the history more straightforward.
[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 17 points 9 hours ago

I admire your ability to interpret anything into this fucking picture...

[–] figjam@midwest.social 22 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Whats a merge? We be morging up here

[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 19 points 12 hours ago

It's morgin time