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When kids say "boomer" they mean an adult. Doesn't matter what age you are. If you're an adult you're a boomer. End of story.
When you try to explain to them what a boomer actually is they just laugh at you and call you a boomer again because honestly that shit is a pretty a boomer thing to do.
Source: I have two middle schoolers and a highschooler and these are the things I'm told.
As a millennial, that irritates me. Every day I find a new reason to be happy(ish..) that I didn't end up with kids.
They've Syndrome monologued us 😦
Lemmy is just Reddit for adults.
There's a subreddit with that name (and a discord server with a similar one) that I bet would disagree with you.
Indeed. That's why I hang out on /r/teenagers, with all the other adults.
Andrew, Formerly Known as Prince, is that you?
"Daddy when can I have beer?"
"When you're a boomer."
Thanks, boomer (from a fellow boomer)