How is this worse than the smartphone addiction epidemic? Even people walking can't put their phones away to get to their destinatiet safely.
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The DS Lite was such a good little handheld. Especially with a flashcart in both ports. The GBA one I had couldn't hold a ROM, you had to flash it from the DS one every time, but GBA games weren't big, I didn't have many, and I had a huge SD card in my flashcart.
Even in pink. (I'd just put stickers all over it, then put a clear clamshell case on it because those stickers would get icky.) (Not that I don't like the pink DSL. It's a fine look. I just prefer my electronics to be black.)
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Did you also have a SuperKey for DS games? God converting those was an absolute bitch and compatibility was never guaranteed especially for a new release. Remember the ARM7 patch you had to do with them??
Okay I'll stop reminiscing about vintage piracy now
When kids say "boomer" they mean an adult. Doesn't matter what age you are. If you're an adult you're a boomer. End of story.
When you try to explain to them what a boomer actually is they just laugh at you and call you a boomer again because honestly that shit is a pretty a boomer thing to do.
Source: I have two middle schoolers and a highschooler and these are the things I'm told.
As a millennial, that irritates me. Every day I find a new reason to be happy(ish..) that I didn't end up with kids.
They've Syndrome monologued us 😦
Source: I have two middle schoolers and a highschooler and these are the things I’m told.
Lemmy is just Reddit for adults.
There's a subreddit with that name (and a discord server with a similar one) that I bet would disagree with you.
Indeed. That's why I hang out on /r/teenagers, with all the other adults.
Andrew, Formerly Known as Prince, is that you?
"Daddy when can I have beer?"
"When you're a boomer."
Thanks, boomer (from a fellow boomer)
Clearly not a boomer, but whatever.
Anon so closeted they don't even understand what normal human behaviour looks like.
I absolute despise when people dismiss some videogames as a boomer thing. Boomers did not play videogames (in general), as a matter of fact, most of them hated them.
I'm a late millennial and I grew up with N64 and GameCube. I thought my cousin's SNES was cool and retro.
I saw a Sega Genesis at my uncle's house once and felt like I was rediscovering the secrets of the ancestors
Many did, but stopped after the atari/namco era.
Very, very few did, as you’ve pointed out, but I was lucky enough that my Dad was one of them. He wasn’t an avid gamer or anything, because he tended to work long hours, but he’d regularly sit down and play multiplayer games with me and my siblings when I was younger and used to live with him. I didn’t really realise how lucky I was at the time.
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