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[–] f314@lemmy.world 39 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Nah, all the Gen Z programmers I know are fueled exclusively by energy drinks! None of them drink coffee.

The ones my age and older, on the other hand…

[–] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Developing a taste for black coffee is where it's at.

All the caffeine, none of the calories.

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

and maximum laxative effect

[–] PabloSexcrowbar@piefed.social 2 points 14 hours ago

Spoken like someone who can tolerate lactose.

[–] PabloSexcrowbar@piefed.social 13 points 2 days ago

But if it doesn't have calories then I need to stop and eat.

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I’m a millennial and I’m an energy drink guy.

Expensive. Do not recommend.

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

I'm a millennial and I can only afford caffeine pills.

Depressing. Do not recommend.