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[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 8 hours ago

            
              Shells are soft gloopy things laid in lakes
Evolutionary advantage: Eggs laid on the edge of lakes away from water predators
Evolutionary advantage: Harder eggs survive longer further out of water
Evolutionary advantage: Harder land eggs give rise to amphibous/land animals
Evolutionary advantage: Amphibous/land animals lay land eggs
etc.