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Anon observes a coworker (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 12 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 25 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Fake: woman interested in man

Gay: anon is jealous

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Ungay: anon is a woman too.

Completlely flips the script, doesn't it?

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 10 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

No, it's just gay with extra steps

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

You must show your working

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 4 points 7 hours ago

It's gymnastics more than math.

[–] needanke@feddit.org 11 points 9 hours ago

Regay: anon is jealous of the guy, because she has a crush on the women following him.