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[–] Aedis@lemmy.world 12 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Honestly? Dollar stores are all pretty bad.

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 11 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

In more ways than people realize. I’ve got so many heartbreaking stories.

My record for most drugs found in the bathroom was six baggies of crystal. One of my jobs as GM+ was “he’s been in the bathroom for a really long time… and there’s no noise in there”

“Alright I get the narcan from my car (we weren’t allowed to keep it in the building but sometimes you need narcan)”

Another horrible story is the time I spent all day stomping on baby Jesus. Products have to be destroyed so not peasants can take them out of the trash. Surprisingly a lot of people didn’t want to stomp on Jesus Christmas ornaments. So I went around to all the store to stomp on Jesus for them.

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

I figure if some place is selling Jesus merch to amass wealth, it's not intended as a holy item and shouldn't be treated as one. Stomp away. Lol

That said though, the company demanding damaging product before chucking it is just shit tier behavior.

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

Actually the worst part of all is people died at stores. Nothing that was our fault but yeah, I saw people die and didn’t even list that as one of the “sad things” it was just a tuesday