this post was submitted on 24 Feb 2026
339 points (92.1% liked)

memes

20273 readers
2103 users here now

Community rules

1. Be civilNo trolling, bigotry or other insulting / annoying behaviour

2. No politicsThis is non-politics community. For political memes please go to !politicalmemes@lemmy.world

3. No recent repostsCheck for reposts when posting a meme, you can only repost after 1 month

4. No botsNo bots without the express approval of the mods or the admins

5. No Spam/Ads/AI SlopNo advertisements or spam. This is an instance rule and the only way to live. We also consider AI slop to be spam in this community and is subject to removal.

A collection of some classic Lemmy memes for your enjoyment

Sister communities

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] pitiable_sandwich540@feddit.org -5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Sorry, but no, I havn't yet managed to hit the front of the bowl with shit. Could it be common in your country to shit into the urinal? Or are you from one of those backward countries that hasn't raised their men properly, thus they piss standing? Spreading backsplash all over the bathroom? Backsplash mixed with shit? Piss and shit mixed backsplash on the floor, the seat, the toiletroll and possibly even the sink? Is that what you are saying?

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I was surprised to learn recently that in Germany sitting while peeing is considered the proper way for men, since I lived there from '83 to '94 and never heard about it. Being American, I usually stand like a savage. Is this something that became more common after I left, or did I somehow miss it for 11 years?

[–] pitiable_sandwich540@feddit.org 1 points 10 hours ago

Thank you for confirming my predjudices about the lack of manners in the USA. This gives support to my firm conviction of never letting an American use my bathroom.

I've heard it beeing done in dirty public stalls, but only if there are no urinals. In my youth (10+years ago) this was a topic of discussion in my group of friends and it was consence that you do not do this in anyones bathroom you respect.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] pitiable_sandwich540@feddit.org 1 points 16 hours ago

I too prefer the comfort of a propper piss; to have the time, solitude and comfort needed to relieve oneself in peace, but alas, sometimes dire need drives us to do, what we couldn't even imagine in the nightmares...

[–] GandalftheBlack@feddit.org 1 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

They're referring to when you trying to remove a stain from a previous poo

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

They know. They're being intentionally obtuse.

[–] pitiable_sandwich540@feddit.org 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

What? No, I wouldn't dream of ever doing that. I clearly have no idea of what the OP meant, and am not in fact mocking that as uncivilised. Why would I do this? To point out this is but one step removed from sink pissing? I would never...

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 1 points 15 hours ago

There's really nothing wrong with sink pissing if you run the water and clean the sink on a regular basis. It's just a hole that water goes down.

[–] pitiable_sandwich540@feddit.org 1 points 16 hours ago

You mean someone who shat like this (without trousers ofc)?