STOP FUCKING POSTING CENSORED SHIT
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I'm not posting censored shit. Have a great day
or I guess in this case, shit.
Potty mouth
It turns out that in some parts of the world, people have not heard of toilet brushes.
i installed a bum gun for when the piss stream is not enough
You clean public toilets?
Why dirty the toilet brush when I can instead ineffectively pee on the shit mark for a month?
Oh, I do that too, of course. But then after a month I give up and use the brush. Then a day later a new stain appears and the cycle continues.
I just wanted to comment that factoid about the toilet brush. Hoping someone would chime in and admit they've never owned one!
Then a day later a new stain appears and the cycle continues.
Our own Sisyphecal burden
What like the thing I use for my teeth? That’s gross!
At a glance, I thought this was a picture of a mosquito.
Ah, I had one like that earlier in the day
Sorry, but no, I havn't yet managed to hit the front of the bowl with shit. Could it be common in your country to shit into the urinal? Or are you from one of those backward countries that hasn't raised their men properly, thus they piss standing? Spreading backsplash all over the bathroom? Backsplash mixed with shit? Piss and shit mixed backsplash on the floor, the seat, the toiletroll and possibly even the sink? Is that what you are saying?
I was surprised to learn recently that in Germany sitting while peeing is considered the proper way for men, since I lived there from '83 to '94 and never heard about it. Being American, I usually stand like a savage. Is this something that became more common after I left, or did I somehow miss it for 11 years?
Thank you for confirming my predjudices about the lack of manners in the USA. This gives support to my firm conviction of never letting an American use my bathroom.
I've heard it beeing done in dirty public stalls, but only if there are no urinals. In my youth (10+years ago) this was a topic of discussion in my group of friends and it was consence that you do not do this in anyones bathroom you respect.
urinals are for barbarians
I too prefer the comfort of a propper piss; to have the time, solitude and comfort needed to relieve oneself in peace, but alas, sometimes dire need drives us to do, what we couldn't even imagine in the nightmares...
They're referring to when you trying to remove a stain from a previous poo
They know. They're being intentionally obtuse.
What? No, I wouldn't dream of ever doing that. I clearly have no idea of what the OP meant, and am not in fact mocking that as uncivilised. Why would I do this? To point out this is but one step removed from sink pissing? I would never...
There's really nothing wrong with sink pissing if you run the water and clean the sink on a regular basis. It's just a hole that water goes down.
You mean someone who shat like this (without trousers ofc)?
Only men will understand that you're forbidden from saying no no words on the internet?