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submitted 19 hours ago by not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 49 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

try {
    anal();
} catch() {
    std();
}

[–] sidelove@lemmy.world 21 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

try {
    anal();
} catch (HIV) {
    die('wear a condom next time');
}

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 33 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

That's legacy code from the 80s. Please update it when you get the chance.

[–] Redjard@reddthat.com 12 points 15 hours ago

try {
    anal();
} catch (HIV) {
    loop {
        sleep(1000000000);
        if HIV.has_cure {break}
    }
}