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New rule for filesystem developers (feditown.com)

submitted 16 hours ago by exu@feditown.com to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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Linux filesystem developers MUST have a pair programming session at least once a week to stave off psychosis.

Frequency of sessions MUST be increased as symptoms show or worsen.

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[–] dfyx@lemmy.helios42.de 53 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Hey, at least this one won’t become a murderer when the relationship breaks apart.

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 31 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

Well he might according to his own perception.

What happens if you delete your AI that you (and only you) think it's conscious? Is it murder even if the rest of the world says it's not?

[–] Bad_Ideas_In_Bulk@lemmy.world 11 points 7 hours ago

Legally, technically: no.

Philosophically, practically: if you believe it's murder when you do it, you are a murderer mentally. You decided to kill a person, then followed through with it. And the first time is always the hardest.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 points 14 hours ago

Just wait until it learns to hack and socially manipulate