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New rule for filesystem developers (feditown.com)
submitted 17 hours ago by exu@feditown.com to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Linux filesystem developers MUST have a pair programming session at least once a week to stave off psychosis.

Frequency of sessions MUST be increased as symptoms show or worsen.

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[–] mech@feddit.org 17 points 10 hours ago

"Your license key has expired.
Please contact your sales representative to re-activate your son."