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Burger King is testing AI headsets that will know if employees say ‘welcome’ or ‘thank you’ (apnews.com)
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[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I also support public flogging of those incapable of understanding satire.

[–] QuantumTickle@futurology.today -2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Ohhh, so it was satire. Ok ok... Hmmmm...

So ya think it's ok to 'joke' about shock-collars and torture, because hey, it's just satire. Even tho that's for real used to torture people in today's world. Good to know that it's all definitely fodder for just a joke. Right? Joking about torture doesn't seem awesome to me.

But hey, if it's satire, man...

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes. Yes I do. Because you're someone who actively goes out of their way to be offended. You are a clown, and I have no respect for you.

[–] QuantumTickle@futurology.today -2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Says the guy who jokes about torture because he's mad about ai. lol