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Sorry, can't do scarves. (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 13 hours ago by Gork@sopuli.xyz to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] snooggums@piefed.world 11 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Generally simulated fabrics look good as long as it is flapping in the wind like a flag and has no chance of interacting with any other objects, such as the person wearing a scarf.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 2 points 11 hours ago

"You can choose to play as a mighty warrior, or a free-floating sentient scarf. One or the other."