It's so fucking funny. Like the nobel prize was transparently this carefully arranged bit of propaganda for consent and legitimacy manufacturing, anointing the US's chosen dictator with special laurels to imbue her with the mystic energies of righteous and divine liberal hegemony, and then Trump just starts crying and thrashing about, shit spraying everywhere, because he wanted the fun shiny thing and it's not fair, and the attendants of the imperial legitimacy machine have to hurriedly burn this asset they spent so much time and effort setting up to replace their previous failed one.

Then a bunch of other toadies start making their own fun shiny things to proffer as offerings to him seeking his divine favor (lucrative graft opportunities).