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Very funny reading online commentary on the potential of US invading Canada (hexbear.net)

submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by GaveUp@hexbear.net to c/canada@hexbear.net

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"The US army would be so low moral!" "The US would erupt into a civil war" "They would find it so hard to fight against people that look and sound like them!"

Yea because Americans Brits Frenchmen and Soviets weren't opposing sides in the world's biggest war last century. Like Europe wasn't centuries of constant wars between Anglos and Germanics and Norsemen. Like East Asia wasn't constant wars and colonization between people that all originated from the China area

Not to mention Canada's military is like 90% white while America's is like 30% black and hispanic, definitely looks way more different than lots of wars in recent history tbh

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[–] Muinteoir_Saoirse@hexbear.net 16 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Without giving credence to colonizers' fears about being on the receiving end of colonial violence, the thought that the US would be demoralized fighting Canadians is so out of touch. The US military bros think Canadians are woke transgender socialists in need of US-style liberation.

Not to mention they frequently engage in violence on the local populace around military installations as it is. Hell, they poisoned an entire Canadian military base with Agents Orange, Purple, and White and didn't bat an eye. (https://www.canada.ca/en/department-national-defence/corporate/reports-publications/agent-orange.html)

If the US military was demoralized by fighting people "like them," they wouldn't be known for the violence they inflict on their neighbours, their families, and their fellow military members.

[–] GaveUp@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The US military bros think Canadians are woke transgender socialists in need of US-style liberatio

This is what the Canadian military thinks as well lol

[–] Muinteoir_Saoirse@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

Canadian military is gonna invade Church Village in Toronto on behalf of the US