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[–] captcha_incorrect@lemmy.world 18 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Basically everyone who jumped from the Golden Gate Bridge and lived (only ~2% of jumpers) regretted doing it before they hit the water.

My teacher in biology back in school explained that this was due to hormones being released something something close to death something something. In essence, it was not a "choice" to regret jumping, but rather a biological response. So you would regret it wether you wanted to or not, so to say.
^Can't^ ^give^ ^you^ ^a^ ^source^ ^since^ ^I^ ^don't^ ^have^ ^one.^

[–] nop@lemmy.world 22 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] captcha_incorrect@lemmy.world 11 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I have never seen Bojack Horseman but maybe I should!

[–] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 10 points 15 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Restaldt@lemmy.world 9 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I think it would have been the GOAT if they ended it with the view from halfway down

Bojack dying alone after pushing away everyone in his life yet again would've been the perfect ending to the depression show

[–] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 12 points 13 hours ago

Idk, I really like the way it ended.

I get your point, but instead of a horrifying (but somewhat deserved ending) we got a very "real" ending.

[–] Doc_Crankenstein@slrpnk.net 3 points 12 hours ago

It's relly gud.