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[–] btsax@reddthat.com 23 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_McCandless#Death

Turns out no one knew that some of the plants he was eating were poisonous until after he died

[–] Inucune@lemmy.world 18 points 10 hours ago

Every bad situation leading up to his trip into Alaska, someone bailed him out of the situation. There was no one at the bus in Alaska to bail him out.

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 45 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I agree with some of Chris's viewpoints. Materialism is stupid. Buying shit for the sake of acquiring shit is stupid. Not that you should never have anything sentimental, but those kinds of things are tied to people or events.

But yeah, guy kinda lost me when he decided to camp in the Alaskan bush with no survival skills, no experience dressing a carcass, no foraging skills, and very little equipment. As others pointed out, he went there to die, then changed his mind when it was too late. A rational, non-suicidal person would have spent months preparing for this outing.

Basically everyone who jumped from the Golden Gate Bridge and lived (only ~2% of jumpers) regretted doing it before they hit the water. Chris jumped from the bridge and changed his mind halfway down. Going to Alaska wasn't some brave choice to be free. You can do that anywhere in the Lower 48. It was a cry for help masked as a revolutionary idea.

[–] captcha_incorrect@lemmy.world 14 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Basically everyone who jumped from the Golden Gate Bridge and lived (only ~2% of jumpers) regretted doing it before they hit the water.

My teacher in biology back in school explained that this was due to hormones being released something something close to death something something. In essence, it was not a "choice" to regret jumping, but rather a biological response. So you would regret it wether you wanted to or not, so to say.
^Can't^ ^give^ ^you^ ^a^ ^source^ ^since^ ^I^ ^don't^ ^have^ ^one.^

[–] nop@lemmy.world 18 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] captcha_incorrect@lemmy.world 10 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I have never seen Bojack Horseman but maybe I should!

[–] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Restaldt@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I think it would have been the GOAT if they ended it with the view from halfway down

Bojack dying alone after pushing away everyone in his life yet again would've been the perfect ending to the depression show

[–] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 10 points 8 hours ago

Idk, I really like the way it ended.

I get your point, but instead of a horrifying (but somewhat deserved ending) we got a very "real" ending.

[–] Doc_Crankenstein@slrpnk.net 3 points 7 hours ago

It's relly gud.

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 17 points 13 hours ago

This sounds like the most beautiful deconstruction of Ayn Rand I've ever heard.

[–] Snowcano@startrek.website 95 points 18 hours ago (5 children)

I remember watching the movie and then immediately thinking, “Why the fuck did I just watch that? And why the fuck did anyone make it? This is not a story that needs to be given attention.”

[–] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 26 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Idk, I always thought of it as a modern take on Walden . A cautionary tale for those folks who get really hyped up about a life in the bush who forget the crucial fact that Thoreau was on a friend's property and got more meaningful support from people than the book really lets on.

One of those "Yes, lots of people feel like you do, AP English guy, but don't think you'll make it on vibes alone and not die like a dumbass" kind of things. Appreciated it differently at 16 and 20.

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

You read Walden once
And now you're obsessed
With a life where you don't have to try
To be liked, or to be loved
Man it's ~~aweso~~-dumb, yeah I know
And I really think you
Earned the right to go and leave
And never talk to human beings
Being that they're all insane, and
Fucking up this world we've made
You should just get up and go
Just quit your job, leave your phone
Or jump into the great unknown
Or stay at home, it's all in your head
It's all in my head

- Hobo Johnson

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I felt like that, too. I guess people glorifying him are missing the point entirely, and it is close to the ‘we finally announce our very own torment nexus implementation’ level of missing a point, imo

[–] InputZero@lemmy.world 8 points 10 hours ago

The movie glorified him and his death. It isn't portrayed as needless or reckless. His death in the movie is framed as being a spiritual awakening, him finally leaving the material world behind and achieving enlightenment and that dying that way is something to aspire to. It was a dumb movie with hot people in places with exceptional natural beauty with a sloppy message which itself undercuts for mass appeal.

[–] null@lemmy.org 25 points 15 hours ago

"This dude just killed a whole ass moose and let it all go to waste?"

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 8 points 12 hours ago

Didn't they have to deconstruct the bus he lived in or something because other idiots went there? People who are really into that movie are so weird in my experience

[–] BryyM@lemmy.world 9 points 16 hours ago

I remember watching it, liking it, and thinking thats it? Never watching it again

[–] Bonifratz@piefed.zip 8 points 16 hours ago

Yeah they should've just made the soundtrack.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 127 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

From my understanding, all the locals where this happened think this dude is a colossal dumbass.

I think his legacy is slowly changing though, and people are less impressed by his antics today than when it happened.

[–] mech@feddit.org 114 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (2 children)

He wasn't a dumbass, he was just suicidal.
He first left his privileged life, then his family and friends, then society. Typical steps of a suicidal person preparing for the end.
If he actually wanted to keep living, he could have left the bus and simply walked back, 3 days before his provisions ran out (it takes 6 hours to get to the trailhead).
But he stayed, even though he didn't have the skills to live off the land. He accepted death, until it came close, then he regretted his decision and tried to get out but it was too late.

[–] themaninblack@lemmy.world 37 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

To me, this is the simplest and most plausible explanation.

Somewhat related but it’s odd to me how many people I’ve met that feel so strongly negatively about him. Maybe as a herd instinct to warn others?

He wasn’t exceptionally selfish as he had no serious responsibilities.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 45 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

On June 18, 2020, various government agencies coordinated with an Alaska Army National Guard training mission to remove the bus, deemed a public safety issue after at least 15 people had to be rescued and at least two people died while attempting to cross the Teklanika River to reach the bus.[

This BS is part of the reason, I think. Not only is he a dumbass, but he inspires other dumbasses to be the best dumbass they can.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Natural selection working as intended?

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 17 minutes ago

Several Darwin Awards nominees

[–] IronBird@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

stupid is as stupid does

[–] CommanderCloon@lemmy.ml 9 points 14 hours ago

Not sure the hate is directed at him, but at people glorifying him

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 18 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I think he was stranded because of a flooded river though? From memory there was a reason he couldn't just walk out.

[–] mech@feddit.org 51 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

The reason was him refusing to bring a map, which would have shown a bridge over the river less than a mile away.
And not scouting out his environment either, or even trying a detour along the river, or improvising a raft....

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 12 points 18 hours ago

Yeah, that'll do it.

[–] IronBird@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

i'm too lazy to look into, but did he actually starve starve to death or was there some medical complication? it takes a long time to starve to death

[–] mech@feddit.org 17 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

His emaciated decomposing body was found by hunters. Time of death couldn't be determined accurately.
The last 4 entries in his diary were just a date and a dash (-).
He had a bag of plant seeds with him that contained a toxin which causes paralysis.
His diary contained entries documenting his dwindling food reserves and unsuccessful hunting attempts.

[–] ChexMax@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, I read that hypothetically consuming the plant (which resembled a nontoxic look alike) could have made it so he was too weak to scavenge what he needed to survive. He could have survived otherwise. He was certainly gambling with his life being out there alone, but I read the claims of him being totally unprepared were exaggerated.

[–] mech@feddit.org 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

The dude who dropped him off at the trailhead was so concerned due to his lacking gear, he first tried to convince him to call it off multiple times, then offered to drive him all the way to Anchorage and buy better gear from his own wallet.

[–] ChexMax@lemmy.world 2 points 40 minutes ago

And I think also shared what food he had. Yeah, the kid was under prepared for sure, but apparently he had studied the food sources and terrain somewhat. He got unlucky. Not being prepared for unlucky is very very dumb. But most people I hear mad about this think he was zero prepared

[–] bearboiblake@pawb.social 48 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (3 children)

I have a theory that his family was abusive and he learned to distrust strangers and became convinced that he needed to always stand on his own two feet because nobody would ever truly have his back. I've been through a similar phase in my life caused by neglect and abuse throughout my childhood and adolescence. Could be totally wrong ofc but it seems to fit for me

Edit: Apparently his sister confirmed this in a memoir she wrote called The Wild Truth. There's an interesting article on the NPR website about it:

She and her brother Chris grew up with a volatile, viciously abusive father who made their weak-willed yet hyper-competent mother both his victim and his accomplice.

This is a really similar situation to mine. Took many years of therapy to get to where I am, but I'll probably never really fully heal from it.

[–] topherclay@lemmy.world 18 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Is that theory based on a hunch you had, or is it maybe based on the memoir that his sister wrote where she says so?

[–] bearboiblake@pawb.social 12 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

It was a hunch, I didn't know about any memoir, what's it called?

[–] topherclay@lemmy.world 17 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] bearboiblake@pawb.social 16 points 16 hours ago

Dang, thanks so much for mentioning that, it's lowkey crazy to have this theory I've kinda kept to myself be confirmed all these years later. I'll edit my original comment

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[–] mech@feddit.org 24 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

How do you manage to starve in a heated school bus literally on a trail, a few hours walk from a tourist lodge in the direction you came from?

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 33 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

By being a fucking moron. He was out of food and weak, and by the time a thought sparked in his brain, the small stream he crossed on his way there was a big river, because of snow melt.

Anyone on a trail would know that, because they're not fucking morons. Except for dumb entitled Chris who thought nature would just provide and that solo survival would be easy.

Men will do literally anything except get therapy

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 23 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Lean meats. He was mostly eating rabbits and other small game, this is problematic since they aren't particularly nutritional by themselves. He did take down a caribou with a .22 which is impressive, but he didn't know how to cure the meat so most of it rotted away.

[–] GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

The term for this is protein poisoning or protein toxicity. Less formally, rabbit starvation.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protein_toxicity

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 hours ago

Thanks couldn't remember the proper term and didn't want to use the term full starvation since I think that's a bit too vague and dialect specific.

[–] mech@feddit.org 23 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

He also ate plants he didn't know, which were poisonous and shut down his digestive tract.
But that was all after he made his fatal mistake, which was staying put when his actual food ran out instead of just walking back.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 18 points 19 hours ago

I thought he was already starving by the time he ate the plants out desperation. Regardless his whole situation was of his own making, especially since I've met a few guys who basically did the same thing around that time and didn't starve to death in a random spot in Alaska.

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