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We live in the future! (lemmy.zip)

submitted 1 day ago by FoxtrotDeltaTango@lemmy.zip to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/9525207

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[–] ozymandias@sh.itjust.works 9 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

well now we can add on: “illegal gambling on literally everything”
and “1984 level surveillance being sold to the government instead of being done by them directly so somehow legal”
… maybe something about giant ai networks of murder robots waging war?
fuck why did we have to get the worst cyberpunk sci-fi future….

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I wish it was literally everything. I want to buy Trump insurance.

[–] ozymandias@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

https://polymarket.com/event/trump-out-as-president-by-march-31

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

Oooh 16% chance by December! You've brightened my day.