idk if it is serious or not, but it is what I saw in indeed newsletter today.
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programming was never about how fast you could type. the person who wrote this knows nothing about the job.
And yet somehow the tech blogs and such always scream about developer productivity. Go faster. Go faster.
From what I’ve seen over the years, only mids care about finishing fast.
I would never trust anything a tech blog's opinion piece says blindly
Yes, but quality takes actual skill to measure, instead of just a diff.
(Although I guess lines are still better than time in office)
the description is gold, everyone can find something wrong about it.
The guy who wrote this is an idiot, but he became so in a world where "LoC" is a metric -- one that Goodhart would love, but alas.
This is honestly the road to hell and the ~good intentions in one.