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[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Considering the extent of corpus spongiosum, part of the root of the penis, I don't see how you could shove it aside and put a hole and the vulva in there. Except if it's some kinda microvagina.

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Two words: inguinal canal.

Though that would still be awkward, as it would mean the new vagina’s off to the side instead of in the middle.

Not saying it’s for sure how it’s done (I have no idea on that), just that I think that’s the “canal” OP is referencing.

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Fuck me in the passage in the anterior abdominal wall, daddy.

(Also, some of the photos on the matter resemble Giger's paintings a bit too much.)

[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Do the balls just gone on either side of that then? Or do they push it out of the way?

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not sure what kind of anatomy you have where the balls are in the pathway of the dick.

[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just normal anatomy. Just frequently put the balls into their storage space above.

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The balls pocket isn't on my anatomy atlas.

Originally it would have been an ovaries pocket, I suppose? But repurposing it is nice.