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[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 57 points 4 days ago (3 children)

We are gathered here today to honor the memory of Remember_the_tooth, who unfortunately committed suicide by shooting themselves 3 times in the back of the head and falling out a locked window.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

After a sudden spike in their car insurance, healthcare, and home owners insurance rates.

Dynamic pricing is already here. If you don’t have the app on your phone dinner costs 25% more than for the tracked.

[–] parsizzle@piefed.social 3 points 3 days ago

We'll never know why they did it. I guess depression can sneak up on the best of us πŸ˜”