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Voyager cultivates the bio-neural cheese, making the smartest and most delicious cheese in the Delta Quadrant.
Cheese sales used for diplomacy, barter, and bribes. All Delta Quadrant species like this cheese.
Janeway, recognizing the power of the cheese to get home quickly, looks at a nutrient rich nebula in wonder saying "There's cheese in that nebula!"
Bio-neural cheese easily defeats borg nanos in one-on-one nano deathmatches. Whole borg cubes left disconnected and smelling of cheese.
Neelix makes a fondue that becomes sentient for a few days. Janeway establishes diplomatic relations with the cheese. Neelix is now the ambassador of cheese.
Voyager gets home in 3 years, with borg defeated. Multiple successful diplomatic first contacts, and trade deals. Dramatic increase in all cheese related technology, and basic civil cheese rights across the Federation.