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[–] cuchi@startrek.website 3 points 4 hours ago

I like Nelix plotlines.

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

Neelix is what happens when producers want to force another Quark.

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

I think he could act, but that's the only part I disagree with.

[–] kshade@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

Neelix is a subdued, cerebral character compared to what I've seen from the Starfleet Academy show's trailer.

Besides, it's called a mess hall for a reason.

[–] Donebrach@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The thing about Voyager is all the characters kinda suck but all the actors portraying them were pretty fucking great. Excellent cast; film school writing.

Howling Mad Murdock's character didn't suck.

[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago (9 children)

Tom Paris is the worst character on Voyager, fight me.

If you took a spoiled 6 year old from the 1950's and suddenly turned him into an adult, that child would be Tom Paris. He's overly childish, and not in a cute way. He character has practically zero depth. He's like Wesley Crusher if Wesley was an idiot.

[–] cuchi@startrek.website 2 points 4 hours ago
[–] UPGRAYEDD@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

The thing i do like about tom, is that hes a pilot, and wants to be a pilot. Making a hot rod shuttle, building old muscle cars on the holodeck. Wanting to enter a star race... just wants to go fast.

[–] locahosr443@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Only near the end of the Voyager game did I realise there was a tab for tom paris logs, I'd gone the whole game missing them. What a pleasant discovery that was.

[–] HatchetHaro@pawb.social 2 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

tom paris is imo easily the most forgettable character amongst the main cast

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Only because Neelix and Harry are so fucking annoying, they're impossible to forget.

Not while Chakotay exists.

[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He's also responsible for all the awful Captain Proton episodes that I always skip.

[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yep, that's one of the main reasons I compare him to a 6 year old from the 1950's.

Tom Paris is the kind of character that would sleep in a racecar bed and think it made him cool.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 4 points 23 hours ago

"if" doing a lot of heavy lifting there

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Tom Paris was a pseudonym. His real name was Nick Lacarno and he got kicked out of the academy while Westley Crusher was there.

[–] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 3 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Like Boimler, I don't see the resemblance between the two.

EDIT: Posted too soon as I see someone else made basically this same joke below. Leaving it here as both a testament to my unoriginality and to save everyone from thinking that God deleted my comment

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

A pseudonym cleverly concocted to avoid paying royalties to Naren Shankar, the writer of TNG 5x19: The First Duty, who was let go after TNG finished its run.

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[–] InputZero@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Yeah it's like they were going to give him a strong character arc by showing him growing up side by side with Harry Kim... But then the writers forgot to actually grow their characters. So they're just children the whole time.

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[–] Omgboom@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 day ago

HOW DARE YOU SAY THIS ABOUT NEELIX

[–] thorhop@sopuli.xyz 69 points 1 day ago (9 children)

Oh come on! Not a compelling story? He's a space scavenger, his people are nomadic because OF GENOCIDE, who are wandering space in search of a new home.

He's an ex-soldier, ex-criminal, who can't quite come to terms with his past because he wants to be morally and ethically good, he has SEVERE "people pleaser" issues and tries to be everyone's friend - BUT is not so weak that he can't fight or stand up for himself or his friends. He's multi talented, but doesn't always know when to reign it in and he serves as a motivational character for the Voyager crew who are lost in space -- and actually does a good job of it!!

This is the character of our generation. Wtf do you mean "not a compelling story"?

Bad acting? Actually agree, but you can also say that it's the mannerisms of his people, because it seems to be a mainstay that they are all sort of "whimsical forest creatures" - for lack of better terms - which could be a writeoff in terms of acting.

But Neelix is just so endearing to me. To see how Tuvok struggles to understand him or even accept him - being the "LoGiCaL VuLCaN" that he is - is just one of those Star Trek duos that's up there with Bashir and Garek, Kirk and Spock, etc.

He might not be everyone's cup of tea, but a bad character, bad story? That's boulderdash. Now cut a little jig and make a pot of space weavels - bring some light into your friends life, you low energy having, negative nancy ass bastards.

Be like Neelix.

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

But he is so goddamn unbelievably annoying.

[–] tomenzgg@midwest.social 5 points 16 hours ago

I wouldn't say it's bad acting? It seems right in line with an anxious people-pleaser who doesn't know when to quit. I thought he was spot on.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Balderdash* no boulders were harmed.

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[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 112 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Fuck that. Neelix was the heart of Voyager. Someone had to remind them to live on their way back to their lives.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 43 points 1 day ago

Straight up. I love my weird little Adderall-fueled space Hobbit. He rocks. And that episode where he dies and then worries about the afterlife? One of my favorites during my first run!

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 66 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] apftwb@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Associate Producer

DAN SCHNEIDER

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[–] usernamefactory@lemmy.ca 56 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I know you don’t really mean that, Mr. Vulcan!

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 45 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Tuvok would never admit it but they're secretly besties.

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[–] MalikMuaddibSoong@startrek.website 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Edit: also this, meant only as a jest 🖖 :

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 13 points 1 day ago

Neelix is awesome.

[–] cramola@sh.itjust.works 58 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I feel like the more ridiculous a neelix plotline, the better. Cheese premise all the way. Could have gone further with it tho. Maybe the cheese bacteria become horrendously infectious and produce a disgusting disease that incapacitates the crew. Bring that shit into DS9 Ferengi or TNG Q episodes of goof level wackery. I feel like his character was intended to fill a similar niche but they never made him into the chaos goblin he should have been.

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[–] kieron115@startrek.website 48 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (8 children)

In another timeline we would have had Robert Picardo as Neelix. That's the role he initially auditioned for!

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Holy shit, I was imagining Robert Beltran at first, and nearly died.

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 13 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Robert Picardo ended up exactly where he was needed.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

"Please state the nature of the acting emergency."

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[–] aaaa@piefed.world 38 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Am I the only one who appreciates Ethan Phillips and acting the way he was written?

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