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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 10 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

"Please spend billions of dollars to pull my ass out of the fire!"

France already told him to go fuck himself.

[–] TronBronson@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I’m going to tell you like I told George Bush. Go fuck yourself.

-France

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 6 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

Instead of renaming French Fries to Freedom Fries, they'll just ban them, and people who make them in their air fryers at home will be designated terrorists, and be executed.

As a result, the potato futures will plunge, and the entire potato industry will be destroyed, farms will go out of business, animal feed will be short, leading to meat shortages.

And the MAGAs will be on TV saying "It was hilarious to see the Libz getting angry because there were no fries at McDonalds, which was our objective.

"The fact that another major commodity market was destroyed as a direct result couldn't be predicted, and isn't our fault, or our problem.

"Thanks to President Trump's leadership, we achieved OUR objective in record time, and this operation was a TOTAL SUCCESS!"

[–] TronBronson@lemmy.world 1 points 19 minutes ago

Stop predicting the future right now. Someone might read this!