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[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 21 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (2 children)

Friend of mine sent Snoop Dogg's "Gin and Juice" (https://genius.com/Snoop-dogg-gin-and-juice-lyrics) through the translator:

Edit: formatting issues.


Haha, I’m being 100% transparent here, team.
One of you colleagues has some serious personal branding issues regarding hygiene.
(Oh boy) Hey, valued partner, (wow) hey, professional contact.
Let’s pivot and get some refreshments or a breath mint in this workspace.
Hey, teammate, let’s grab a working lunch, my friend.
Hey, colleague, if you over-analyze the strategy, you’ll execute it poorly.

With so much market volatility in the LBC,
It’s quite a challenge maintaining my personal brand as Snoop D-O-double-G.
But somehow, through innovative workflows,
I keep delivering high-impact, disruptive content every single day.
May I share some thought leadership with the senior executives? (Yes)
And hit my KPIs as I streamline my processes (yes).
It’s 2:00 AM and the networking event is still high-energy
Because my supervisor is out of the office.
I have some external consultants in the lounge area collaborating,
And they aren’t clocking out until 6:00 AM (6:00 AM, 6:00 AM).

So, what’s your value proposition?
Honestly, I’m fully equipped with resources and my core team is too.
So let’s focus, eliminate distractions, and close the deal.
But, wait—we don’t prioritize low-value leads (yes).
So we’re going to celebrate this milestone with some premium product.
Executives up, competitors down, while you stakeholders vibe with this.

Navigating the industry, enjoying the premium perks,
Sipping on gin and juice (work-life balance).
(With my focus on my revenue streams
And my revenue streams on my mind.)
Navigating the industry, enjoying the premium perks,
Sipping on gin and juice (work-life balance).
(With my focus on my revenue streams
And my revenue streams on my mind.)

Now that I’ve secured some high-end Seagram’s gin,
Everyone wants a seat at the table, but they haven’t contributed to the overhead.
Now, this type of resource-draining happens all the time.
You have to scale your business, but, friend, I have to scale mine.
Everything is optimized when you’re aligned with the D-O-G.
I produce the kind of organic content that captivates the target audience
Who engages with my messaging,
As I take a break in the middle of the corporate campus
And start networking with this lead named Sadie (Sadie?).
She used to be a partner’s associate (oh, that contact?).
It’s high-pressure, but when I tell that lead "Please,"
Step back from my assets, because you aren’t getting any of this equity.
At ease, as I collaborate with the Dogg Pound team, feel the momentum.
Partner, I’m just

Navigating the industry, enjoying the premium perks,
Sipping on gin and juice (work-life balance).
(With my focus on my revenue streams
And my revenue streams on my mind.)
Navigating the industry, enjoying the premium perks,
Sipping on gin and juice (work-life balance).
(With my focus on my revenue streams
And my revenue streams on my mind.)

Later that business day, my business partner
Dr. Dre arrived with a surplus of Tanqueray
And a high-quality sample of some top-tier product
That really disrupted my flow—wow, this is high-performance stuff.
I had to take a step back and pause my consumption.
Tanqueray and premium product, yeah, I’m over-leveraged now.
But there’s no stopping the hustle, I’m still trending.
Dre brought some associates from the Compton branch
To assist me, and not just with the finishing touches.
Because once I reach my peak performance, I’m moving on to the next project.
Don’t take it personally, that’s just the nature of the industry.
I don’t commit to low-value partnerships, I’m out the door and I’ll be

Navigating the industry, enjoying the premium perks,
Sipping on gin and juice (work-life balance).
(With my focus on my revenue streams
And my revenue streams on my mind.)
Navigating the industry, enjoying the premium perks,
Sipping on gin and juice (work-life balance).
(With my focus on my revenue streams
And my revenue streams on my mind.)
Navigating the industry, enjoying the premium perks,
Sipping on gin and juice (cheers).
(With my focus on my revenue streams
And my revenue streams on my mind.)
Navigating the industry, enjoying the premium perks,
Sipping on gin and juice (cheers).
(With my focus on my revenue streams
And my revenue streams on my mind.)
[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago
[–] voodooattack@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago

This is the way