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[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 31 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I've said it before and I'll say it again. The deciding factor in this scenario is your willingness to pick one up by the ankles and bludgeon the others with them.

[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 8 points 17 hours ago (4 children)

First graders are about 50 lbs. Pre-K and Kindergarteners would work better for this. Too much weight and you're going to lose power on the swing.

[–] new_world_odor@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Yeah but you also have to consider the psychological damage.

[–] railway692@piefed.zip 4 points 14 hours ago

Pick up one in each hand and spam Whirlwind for the AoE damage.

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 5 points 15 hours ago

50 lbs on average. Just find one the right size and weight like picking out a bat before stepping up to the plate.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 15 hours ago

Greater momentum due to the weight means every hit will make a domino effect on the other attacking 1st graders