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[–] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

space level
theramin and sounds of masturbating

[–] anelephant@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

I’ve been laughing out loud at a university cafeteria for a good minute now, thanks. Dark Orbit - EIC (New Music October 2013) 0:32.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

hey! stop fucking my mayo bucket

[–] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

yeah we play that song. it's not a good song, but we play it