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California man gets 6 years in prison after breaking into woman’s house and sucking her toes (www.independent.co.uk)
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[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

How exactly did he expect that to end? Like, did he seriously think she would wake up and be in to it or something?