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[–] Headofthebored@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Waking up cause a mf got your toes in his mouth. Was it a Tom and Jerry scream?

[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Quentin Tarantino already bought the movie rights

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Well this is just fuckin odd.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Did he get 1 year for each toe, or 6 years for 1 toe?

Inquiring minds need to know, asking for 6 friends...

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 week ago
[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

How exactly did he expect that to end? Like, did he seriously think she would wake up and be in to it or something?

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Wouldn't be surprised if Trump pardon him and welcome him into the white house. But this guy is either a drug addict or mentally ill. Prison not the solution. We need mental institutions back.

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Do you think it was worth it?

Not to trivialize prison rape but I somehow doubt the toe sucker will think so in a couple years.