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[–] Sumocat@lemmy.world 152 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

I blame the parents. That baby broke a table leg with his head, and his dad is like, “maybe he’s just a late bloomer.” No, dude, that’s an undiagnosed concussion inflicted on a soft skulled baby — that’s brain damage.

[–] r3g3n3x@lemmy.zip 3 points 10 hours ago

Plasticity. Otherwise every one in the human race would be soft lobotomized before 3.

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Actually the kid is clearly superhuman and the parents failed to recognize it. No way a human baby could break a solid table leg.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

And this is what you get when you buy the cheapest table!

[–] dudinax@programming.dev 22 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

What are you going to do about it? Every baby gets those.

[–] Javi@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

That's actually why the dad believes the baby is a late bloomer; It took him this long to get a concussion? He's practically a toddler now!

[–] SilverCode@lemmy.ml 6 points 17 hours ago

Yeah, I mean, I couldn't even crawl before I rolled off the bed and hit the floor with my head while my Mom was trying to change me.

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