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Professionalism has a ceiling, I guess. (lemmy.world)

submitted 22 hours ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/funny@lemmy.world

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world -3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Dude don't make me defend billionaires crimes are kinda fun. I ain't never done that kind of crime, I don't like hurting people unless it's their ears with raucous jazz, but haven't you ever wanted to have Chinese takeout on a picnic blanket at a park that closes at dark at midnight? Fuck I didn't have time to go buy red spice delicious block today.

[–] HereIAm@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago

How many weed have you injected today?