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[–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 11 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

I remember it but I don't remember the ending

[–] EpeeGnome@feddit.online 14 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

OP commented cheerfully on all the memes about him, but still refused to elaborate. Then he disappeared for the week, as expected. I can't remember for sure, but I thought I recalled him returning briefly asking for advice on dealing with severe constipation, getting annoyed that everyone still only wanted to talk about how his week went and what the hell this was all about, and then he disappeared for good. I assume he's likely still around under a new identity and he just sighs and clicks away every time this is brought up again.

[–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Oh. I could've sworn there was an ending, maybe I'm remembering the constipation part

[–] EpeeGnome@feddit.online 1 points 5 hours ago

Maybe? Can't go back and look because the account was deleted. I could have easily missed or even forgotten any additional details. Heck, I recently had to be reminded it was 3 days and not a whole week, so don't put to much trust in my memory.

[–] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 30 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

IIRC OP disappeared, without an update. The most sane guess I read was that they were going to the Hajj, the Muslim pilgrimage to Mecca, they live in tents during that

[–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

But why couldn't he poop during that?

[–] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Some psychological reasons? There are people who can only poop at home.

[–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 1 points 7 hours ago

Ah true I didn't think of that

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 3 points 14 hours ago

I think it was a joke about him going on that Titanic sub that imploded.

[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)