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[–] justsomeguy@lemmy.world 85 points 18 hours ago (5 children)

Soon Microsoft will threaten to kill itself if we leave.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

"Do a backflip!"

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 5 points 8 hours ago

No, they're more like the "If I can't have you, no one can," vibecode.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago

Please threaten me with a good time

[–] Tim_Bisley@piefed.social 15 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

I think we have to go through a long drawn out stage of Microslop pretending they can change before we get to that part.

[–] crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 17 hours ago