justsomeguy

On to the next one. [Insert popular food here] may or may not cause cancer!

Fun fact, Chase Infinity who plays Leos daughter in the movie is turning 26 in Mai and is therefore undatable for Leo. He'll soon have to resort to dating actresses that would be his on screen grandkids. Nonetheless in Hollywood he's considered someone who likes them old.

Actors were waiting for instructions from their PR team on how to react.

They're making the world root for the current Iranian regime which is wild.

Truly every time period of human civilization had something in it that would make future generations shake their heads in disbelief.

"How could they use gigawatthours for crypto farms and useless AI applications while fully aware of a climate crisis caused by fossil fuels?", a student might ask his history teacher some day. "Because they were dumb as fuck.", the teacher might answer.

C'mon bro just one more turn.

I was watching my own foot surgery the other day (local anesthetic) and even the surgeon's assistant had to cringe a bit at a certain spot while I was happily watching. She said most patients have to look away during these procedures but after growing up with unrestricted access to the internet and an at times unhealthy amount of curiosity I've seen it all. Should I have watched those isis beheading videos? Probably not. The production value was insane though.

Trust me bro, just one more data center, bro, I swear, just one more trillion dollar contract and we'll fix everything, bro please, just a little killing bro, it'll be fine, trust me.

My child is starving because of your decision!

You're right and honestly it's brave of you to step up for your child! I really messed up there, no excuses. Let me go ahead and check your claim again but this time I won't deny it, pinky promise.

Oh it looks like your claim was denied again. Would you like me to make a playlist of songs for a starving child?

She looks like she'd force children to give up their puppies so she can put them in the puppy crushing machine as the sound of their little snapping bones is the only thing that helps with her headaches.

Weirdest thing about this is that it would actually be comforting to me if there was a villain executing an elaborate plan. Instead it's just greed that drives it. You put a regular joe through business school, give em a CEO position with shareholders breathing down their neck and they'll start pushing shit down their customers throats in no time.

Gambling ads go brrrrrr.

A good third of the population simply don't have the cognitive capabilities to understand these things and if they're not protected by regulation they'll always fall for some form of scam.