Atheist Memes

Even my father has never said something that awesome to me. I'm pretty sure that's because my old man's a fucking bastard, but still, Thanks Satan. <3

That's because the seven tenents don't ask for blind loyalty to a god that most likely doesn't exist. Its more about freedom, reason and empathy.

I One should strive to act with compassion and empathy toward all creatures in accordance with reason.

II The struggle for justice is an ongoing and necessary pursuit that should prevail over laws and institutions.

III One’s body is inviolable, subject to one’s own will alone.

IV The freedoms of others should be respected, including the freedom to offend. To willfully and unjustly encroach upon the freedoms of another is to forgo one's own.

V Beliefs should conform to one's best scientific understanding of the world. One should take care never to distort scientific facts to fit one's beliefs.

VI People are fallible. If one makes a mistake, one should do one's best to rectify it and resolve any harm that might have been caused.

VII Every tenet is a guiding principle designed to inspire nobility in action and thought. The spirit of compassion, wisdom, and justice should always prevail over the written or spoken word.

They’re trying to make every single “believe in yourself” message that people have ever heard in pop culture seem like the whispering of Satan. Think: Luke in Star Wars turning off his targeting computer.

They want all of that to feel wrong to kids. Because they are trying to raise a flock of subservient subjects. Christianity is like Monarchy for the mind. It calls on you to kneel, not to know, dare, strive, find out. Nope. Just kneel.

That sounds fucking satanic to me.

The more you think about it, the more you come to see that satan is actually the good guy, and God is the one doing all the evil. Think about it, satan rebelled to give adam and eve free choice. God said "Holy shit, you eat my apple. I am kicking you out of paradise and cursing all your decendants for eternity. And by the way, since I am omnipotent and all seeing, I knew you would do that when I made you and when I told you not to. " I mean it's pretty clear who is evil in that story.

The way I see it, no fair and just deity would ever tell you to believe in them before yourself. Believing in them before yourself is the kinda language narcissistic predators use to ensnare people.

So, is the ad trying to paint Jesus as a narcissist? Not intentionally, but damn do they do a horrific job of trying to relate to probably a massive chunk of people, moreso than those who are supposed to relate to it.

I also refuse to believe their is a fair and just deity who would give you a single glance if you don't believe in yourself first and foremost.

That's the problem with monotheism. At least with polytheism you're allowed to acknowledge that the gods are assholes, you don't have to pretend Zeus is the good guy and Prometheus is the bad guy.

Am I a figment to you, Baby Jesus?

Without Satan, God would've kept pervily watching naked Adam and Eve for eternity, potentially.

What an insane message to say belive in Jesus instead of yourself 🙃

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Satan probably whispers “Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering”

I told you he has schizo 🤧, Nobody listened.

I do not think this is a Christian ad.

The Christian message is basically “be better through Christ.” The Satanist message is basically “none of this shit is real, so be better for yourself.” Christians say the Devil wants to tempt you to corrupt you.

It’s more likely an ad for The Satanic Church or The Satanic Temple but with the logo changed.