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[โ€“] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I've had uptimes over 1000 days on some of my air gapped linux and BSD machines. Windows never liked going more than month or two, and now unless you turn off automatic updates you never get close to that wall.

[โ€“] glimse@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago

I had automatic updates on and rarely ever got prompted to restart. And when I did, I'd usually ignore it for as long as possible