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Brown pizza. Brown food. Look, idk if this belongs here, should I crosspost? Is it just spammy when I do that? Anyway. I'm cleaning my stove so I can get it dirty again.

I continue to not have normal things like cheese or sausage. I do have ground beef. I had some leftover shredded onion and a red bell pepper from when I made this, browned em with the meat (!) then made a brown sauce (!!) and added some minced garlic with oat milk, a fuckton of seasoning including salt, cumin, buncha pepper powders, garlic onion, zatar. maybe mustard powder? paprika? a teaspoon of apple cider vinegar? i actually made this a while ago now, sry im guessing. thickened it with like 1/4 cup of flour and a spoonful of arrowroot powder, but corn starch would work.

piizza dough. ssauce. it looks awful but holy FUCK it was good.

sauce in one pan. dough in another. dirty fuckass stove

raw brown sauce atop dough
you can't tell me it doesn't look like i yarfed into my pan and then tossed that in the oven. im sorry. im sorry. these are things you only notice in the pictures afterward because everything was so fragrant and delicious in the moment. sorry.

yes... yeeesss... the pizza sizzles...

slice of pizza

always look on the back side of slice

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[โ€“] hoch@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I don't doubt it tastes good, but why's it gotta look like someone yarfed on a pizza ๐Ÿ˜ญ

[โ€“] BremboTheFourth@piefed.ca 3 points 4 hours ago

having taken another toke and put some thought into it, there are a variety of ways this pizza's appearance could have been salvaged. parsley, arugula, some actual cheese. putting the peppers on top of the sauce so they give a bit more color. i didnt have arugula or cheese in my kitchen at the time and i dunno, the rest just didnt occur to me. i leave it to the next cook to solve that, all i can say is i thought it was a bit unusual and also damn tasty, so worth posting.

at least the general consensus seems to be i posted in the correct sub!

yarfed

TIL yet another synonym for gastric emesis.