You can Programm microcontrollers with rust, so while rust may not be able to suck your dick directly, you can build a fully automated memory safe dick-sucking-machine with rust.

[–] Liketearsinrain@lemmy.ml 1 points 8 hours ago

Isn't buttplug.io written in rust? You can literally have it suck your dick

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

I often joked, that if South Park made an episode about Rust, the compiler would work with a USB connected dildo, that you must suck every time you want to declare a variable instead of a constant, or go unsafe, also would feature a Cult of Java developers, that argue Java isn't OOP, because you can just suck off the dick of the compiler in the same way, and use static functions and not have a complicated class hierarchy.

[–] communism@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 hours ago

I don't see where I said any of the words you just quoted. Impressive if Rust can suck a dick I don't have though, I'll give them that.