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POV: M$ releases a new VSCode version (files.catbox.moe)

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All of these issues are from today.

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[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 59 points 1 day ago

You are ruining the velocity! How are they supposed to tell shareholders they're delivering faster than humans, if they keep getting bogged down with issues!? Everyone, stop opening issues!