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[-] RagnarokOnline@reddthat.com 190 points 1 year ago

Don’t you fucking tempt me

[-] grte@lemmy.ca 100 points 1 year ago

To quote the article,

just do it—do it right now.

[-] agent_flounder@lemmy.one 38 points 1 year ago

Ok fine. Wait I don't have a PS5 and now I don't have a job. Dang it.

[-] UndefinedIsNotAFunction@programming.dev 20 points 1 year ago

You can come use mine and I'll use you as inspiration to quit.

[-] RagnarokOnline@reddthat.com 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You can come use mine and I’ll use you

🤔

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

There are stranger way for two people to get together. And bump-intos with coffee cups and piles of paper are worn out.

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