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What did I miss? (discuss.online)
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[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

Dammit Siri! I said beef stroking off! Where the hell is my porn???

[-] zcd@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 year ago

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[-] TinyPizza@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

Got any illicit beef stoganoff facts?

[-] zcd@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago

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[-] TinyPizza@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

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[-] zcd@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

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[-] TinyPizza@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

Finally! The future I've been waiting a lifetime for has finally arrived :D

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