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[-] DadHands@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

Okay but for real I used to only poop like twice a week this doesn't feel like a challenge to me

[-] solrize@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 year ago

There was a whole series of mystery stories featuring a detective who never pooped. He was called No Shit Sherlock.

[-] Cargon@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

Jesus Crispy Creamy Christ, I shit 3 times a day. 3 meals, 3 shits. Where's all your food going people?!

[-] possum@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

How small are your shits (or how big are your meals)?

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

I wonder the same thing! If I only went once or twice a week I feel like I'd need industrial plumbing.

[-] Rhyz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Damn, I poop 2-5 times a DAY. If I go a day without pooping I’m in for a very uncomfortable time. There was only one time years ago where i got constipated as hell and didn’t go for 2 whole nightmarish weeks!

[-] Sinnz@feddit.de 6 points 1 year ago

At times I only shit like once a week 💀

[-] Thepinyaroma@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Are you guys OK? I go more than 1-2 days and I feel like death.

[-] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Dude, I drink coffee and raisin Bran for breakfast. I have never gone a single day with constipation. I can't imagine pooping only once a week.

[-] ben@feddit.dk 2 points 1 year ago

Death how, is it the ripped anus due to birthing a massive log or something else?

[-] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

1-3 times every 1-3 days is the normal range.

[-] Silviecat44@vlemmy.net 2 points 1 year ago

you need more fibre

[-] klemptor@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Seriously. Who knew irritable bowel syndrome was a superpower?

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