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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by sociablefish@lemm.ee to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

Preferably the hell of the blood-soaked Bible

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[-] greyscale 30 points 10 months ago

28.3168 liters of piss, addressed to Margret Thatcher.

[-] smashboy@kbin.social 6 points 10 months ago

I’ve heard people say the opposite, “wouldn’t piss on her if she was on fire”.

[-] TommySalami@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

Well, hell is supposed to be forever. Eventually the liquid piss would evaporate, leaving behind solid compounds that, in my experience, would still smell quite bad. And then, she'd burst into flames again. Sounds like a win-win.

[-] Case@unilem.org 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I was witness to what burnt piss does on a hot muffler.

It stinks, for miles. And months.

[-] greyscale 3 points 10 months ago

On fire is a good start

On fire and soaked in piss is better

[-] CanadaPlus 2 points 10 months ago

Is my piss not supposed to be flammable?

[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago

You should use a condom next time

this post was submitted on 26 Sep 2023
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