28.3168 liters of piss, addressed to Margret Thatcher.
this post was submitted on 26 Sep 2023
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Iβve heard people say the opposite, βwouldnβt piss on her if she was on fireβ.
Well, hell is supposed to be forever. Eventually the liquid piss would evaporate, leaving behind solid compounds that, in my experience, would still smell quite bad. And then, she'd burst into flames again. Sounds like a win-win.
I was witness to what burnt piss does on a hot muffler.
It stinks, for miles. And months.
On fire is a good start
On fire and soaked in piss is better
A cubesat with a full array of sensors because hell needs to be studied.
glitter. nothing is as bad as glitter, it gets everywhere and is hard to clean
It's coarse and irritating and it gets everywhere
And even the women and the children...
That U2 album that was included free with peoples iPhones that time.
American measurement systems
Think of the money saved alone.
1' tungsten cube
Which will shortly be white hot. Now if only we could find some ice...
u sure that would fit? real boxes have thickness
Well then are you dimensions the inner or outer volume?
They didn't specify box-sizing, so it will default to inner.
how can boxes be real if hell's not real
ignore the fact that hell's not real just like religious people do, we're all trying to have a good time
A care package for myself for when I get there.
Potatoes, wrapped in aluminum foil. Maybe some other veggies too.
Add some broth, baby you got a stew going!
a black hole
I didn't think there was a good answer to this. I was wrong.
Camera and batteries. Turn it on and send it. I'm about to host the hottest twitch stream.
Hell has wifi? Sure. Why not?
Starlink
I haven't yet decided between:
- A self-addressed, postage prepaid box about 11.75" on a side. (Who knows what I'd get!)
- One of these but with holy water, incense, and gregorian chants instead of glitter, stink spray, and countdown timers.
- A copy of the Assassin's Creed movie with a note attached: "here, you can have this back."
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Ice water because Mallory Archer told me that's what people there want
A bunch of battery powered fans and batteries
It's going to hell, so I would put in dead batteries.
i'd mix in some living ones too in a 10:1 ratio (of which order will be randomly decided)
how much is that in real units?
About 0.5 bananasΒ³
A foot is like 30cm. So it's roughly 27000 cm^3 or 27 liters.
One essential organ of as many influential fascists as will fit. I'm thinking brain stem. That's smaller than a heart or spine
Just the middle 2 cm of the aorta will do.
The asshole who invented the βreply allβ buttonβ¦
Snowballs
The entrails of the last priest.
A cat.
A snow cone machine. I might be mean.
Pius Religious people.
Doesn't make sense otherwise.
Nearly 7.5 gallons of Sagittarius A*
The_SeveredHead
What's in the box???
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