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submitted 11 months ago by Auk@kbin.social to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

Crocs at a Rockhampton reptile farm were flung into the throes of orgiastic ecstasy after a Chinook helicopter hovered low over their pools – and the erotic explosion has researchers very interested.

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[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 7 points 11 months ago

Maybe they sexually identify as an ~~Apache~~ Chinook attack helicopter...

[-] ZapBeebz_@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

We haven't had a Chinook attack helicopter since Vietnam, but the ACH-47A was quite formidable

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 points 11 months ago

quite formidable

Awfully saucy, bordering on randy, one might say.

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