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Amazon Let Its Drivers’ Urine Be Sold as an Energy Drink
(www.wired.com)
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this post was submitted on 19 Oct 2023
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as someone that drives for Amazon flex I am shockingly chill about this news, I just want to know how I can get paid by selling my piss through amazon
I'm honestly shocked that Amazon would let them sell piss. That seems like more of an OnlyFans market.
hell, if the demand is there, I shall supply the market, on any website they desire! I will chug water for several hours a day in between bringing you your packages, america! a deep sacrifice I am willing to make for the poor souls who need an energy boost and yet have 6.99 in discretionary income.