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You're going in my cringe compilation
INT. SMITH FAMILY LIVING ROOM - DAY
Morty is sitting on the couch, engrossed in his smartphone, while Rick is tinkering with one of his inventions.
Morty: (excitedly) Hey, Rick, you gotta check this out! There's this new thing called "Cringe Compilations" on the internet. It's like, people doing really awkward stuff and everyone makes fun of them!
Rick: (glances over) Cringe compilations, Morty? Seriously? The internet's been around for decades, and that's what you're excited about?
Morty: (nervously) Well, I just thought it's kinda funny, you know, watching people act all weird and stuff.
Rick: (rolls eyes) Morty, it's called the internet. It's a vast wasteland of cringe and chaos. (pauses) But you know what? Maybe it's time I enlighten you about the wonders of the multiverse.
Rick pulls out his portal gun and creates a portal.
INT. MULTIVERSE - INTERGALACTIC INTERNET CAFE - DAY
Rick and Morty step out of the portal and find themselves in a futuristic internet cafe filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures from different dimensions.
Morty: (looking a round) Whoa, Rick, this place is insane!
Rick: (smirking) Welcome to the Intergalactic Internet Cafe, Morty. Here, you'll find cringe beyond your wildest nightmares.
They sit down at a terminal, and Rick starts typing away.
Rick: (typing) You see, Morty, cringe is a universal constant. No matter where you go, there's always gonna be something that makes you cringe.
On the screen, we see a bizarre video titled "Zogork's Awkward Dance-Off."
Morty: (watching) Uh, Rick, what's that?
Rick: (grinning) That's Zogork, the three-headed space alien trying to dance. Now that's what I call cringe!
Morty: (cringing) Oh, geez, Rick. That's... something else.
They browse through various cringe videos from different dimensions, including a segment where people are trying to speak backwards, a cat that thinks it's a parrot, and a sentient jello mold attempting stand-up comedy.
Morty: (laughs) This is insane, Rick! I've never seen anything like it.
Rick: (chuckles) Morty, the multiverse is a treasure trove of cringe. But here's the thing, it's all relative. What's cringe in one dimension might be considered cool in another. It's all a matter of perspective.
Morty: (still laughing) Yeah, I guess you're right, Rick. Cringe is in the eye of the beholder.
They both continue to watch cringe videos, sharing a laugh and learning a valuable lesson about embracing the quirks of different realities.
FADE OUT.
I really hope you used AI to generate that text, because god damn what a waste of time otherwise.
Didn't read regardless
Ill rewrite it in your language:
Int. Smith family livin' room - day
morty be sittin' on tha couch, engrossed in his muthafuckin' smartphone, while rick be tinkerin' wit' one o' his muthafuckin' inventions.
morty: (excitedly) hey, rick, yo' gotta check dis out! there’s dis new thang called “cringe compilations” on tha internizzle. It’s like, people doin' really awkward shit n' y'all makes fun o' 'em!
rick: (glances over) cringe compilations, morty? seriously? tha internet’s been 'round fo' decades, n' that’s What the fuck you’re excited 'bout?
morty: (nervously) well shiiit,, i just thought it’s kinda funny, yo' know, watchin' people act all shit n' shit.
rick: (rolls eyes) morty, it’s called tha internizzle. It’s a vast wasteland o' cringe n' chaos. (pauses) N' therez Ain't nuthin' but yo' know What the fuck? maybe it’s time i enlighten yo' 'bout da wonders o' da multiverse.
rick pulls out his muthafuckin' portal glock n' creates a portal.
int. Multiverse - intergalactic internizzle cafe - day
rick n' morty step out o' da portal n' find themselves in a futuristic internizzle cafe filled wit' all sorts o' bizarre creatures from different dimensions.
morty: (lookin' a round) whoa, rick, dis place be insane!
rick: (smirking) welcome ta tha intergalactic internizzle cafe, morty. Here, you’ll find cringe beyond yo' goddamn wildest nightmares.
they sit down at a terminal, n' rick starts typin' away.
rick: (typing) yo' peep, morty, cringe be a universal constant. No matta Where the fuck yo' git, there’s always gonna be somethang dat makes yo' cringe.
on tha screen, we peep a bizarre porno titled “zogork’s awkward dance-off.”
morty: (watching) uh, rick, what’s dat?
rick: (grinning) that’s zogork, tha three-headed space alien tryin' ta dance. Naw that’s What the fuck i call cringe!
morty: (cringing) oh, geez, rick. That’s… somethang else.
they browse through various cringe videos from different dimensions, includin' a segment Where the fuck people r' tryin' ta speak backwards, a pussaaaaaay dat thinks it’s a parrot, n' a sentient jello mold attemptin' stand-up comedy.
morty: (laughs) dis be insane, rick! i’ve neva peep anythin' like dat shit.
rick: (chuckles) morty, tha multiverse be a treasure trove o' cringe. N' therez Ain't nuthin' but here’s tha thang, it’s all relative. What’s cringe in one dimension might be considered funky-ass in anotha. It’s all a matta o' perspective.
morty: (still laughing) yeah biatch, i guess you’re right, rick. Cringe be in da eye o' da beholda.
they both continue ta watch cringe videos, sharin' a bust n' learnin' a valuable lesson 'bout embracin' tha quirks o' different realities.
fade out.Q then me.
After seeing this bullshit, I have an offtopic question: can you block accounts on Lemmy? Pretty sure I never want to read any other line of this guy in my life.
Found that function in about 0.75s. Click the username. Now click "Block User" which is on the top line.
Thanks buddy