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[-] bquintb@midwest.social 133 points 1 year ago

There are no women on the internet

/s

[-] z500@lemmy.world 45 points 1 year ago

The Internet, where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Men are 12 year old boys, women are adult men, and children are either FBI agents or catfishing pedophiles.

[-] pascal@lemm.ee 32 points 1 year ago

There are no women on the internet

!https://i.imgur.com/f2rLQ.png

[-] Theharpyeagle@lemmy.world 47 points 1 year ago

Holy incel, batman!

[-] pissclumps@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

Everyone on the Internet is male until proven female

[-] WindowsEnjoyer@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago
[-] Comment105@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Reddit is a sausagefest and no, woman, you can't have any sausage!

/s² = -/s

[-] NotMaster@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 year ago

How can women be real if our eyes aren't!

[-] havokdj@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Sometimes I wonder if he was trying to be deep somehow or if he just dropped a 10 sheet before going on twitter.

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I think he heard some philosophy stuff out of context or over simplified, and was knee deep in inferences when he tweeted that. Something like:

  • The only thing we know with certainty that we exist.

  • So we don't know if anything, including what we perceive, is real.

  • If our perception could be fake, we can't even know that our sensory organs, like eyes, are real.

  • However, in my perceived life, I can look at myself in a mirror, and see my own body and my own eyes.

  • If my perception isn't real, and my eyes aren't real, how can I see them in that mirror?

  • If our eyes aren't real, we wouldn’t be able to see them in a mirror for... some reason.

  • But my name is Jaden Smith, and I can't understand that a fake reality could trick me into thinking I see my own eyes, so I think being able to see my eyes in a mirror means my eyes must be real, the mirror must be real, and the physical world exists with certainty. I disproved solipsism guys!

In all seriousness, I don't think he believed his eyes weren't real, he was asking a rhetorical question that he thought proved something deep. However, because he was a dumb teenager, he thought he could figure out something no one in history ever considered, and was thus making some grand contribution to society.

[-] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

The MOON hides FROM ME

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